im having a threesome with these popsicles
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
youre just mad i got the high score on the breathalyzer
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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