Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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