Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Who did Billy Mays play for?
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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