I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Ladies don't puke and tell
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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