I just saw a hot homeless man
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
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