pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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