How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
