real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
I wanted one last NYC adventure and I got it. Now I just have to figure out a polite way to wake up the pantless former stripper illegal Russian immigrant street violinist chick currently in a vodka coma in my bed.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
he high fived his dick after we had sex
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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