i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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