Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
operation harelip BJ is a go
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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