This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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