He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
They never prepare you for how broke ur gonna be in college. I just accepted money from two underage girls at a gas station to buy them beer only because I'm trying to figure out a way to run off with it without them noticing.
Dude, use it to buy them beer. Then run the beer to ur car as fast as you can and bring it to the party. Seriously, we're running out of booze over here
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Guess who just set half their backyard on fire.
Please tell me youre joking.
Nope. on the brightside though, im really gonna quit smoking this time.
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