OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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