yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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