When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Next year, please remind me not to be at a damn Super Bowl party with screaming children whose parents can't control them. I will sell the little suckers to the fucking circus passing through town.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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