No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
This is the high leading the old right now
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
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