Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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