I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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