but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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