Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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