My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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