Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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