508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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