I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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