I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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