physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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