aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
8$ liquor pitchers. I'm gonna wear two or three pairs of underwear so when drunk me takes them off there'll still be a pair on.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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