it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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