He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
bring money and cleavage
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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