No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Randomize
