Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
STOP BUYING ALADDIN PANTS WITH MY AMAZON CREDIT CARD
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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