Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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