I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
