so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
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