I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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