Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Randomize
