quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
What drink are we having for lunch?
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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