so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
