I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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