Con: they had to cauterize my wound twice. Pro: The docs agreed I'll be able to get really drunk tonight since I've lost so much blood.
sound pretty economical
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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