I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
birth control should be required to get into college
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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