It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You're completely useless in the revolution.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just used my cancer results to get a free lap dance. Great day just got better.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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