So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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