you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
Randomize
