Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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