That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think a kid would responsible me up
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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