sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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