Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
I just met the 30 percent of the population with an STD
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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