ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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