I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Randomize
