there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
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