So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
This house was built for laser tag.
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
Randomize
