what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
This text is addressed to sober me: getting drunk by yourself may have seemed like a Good idea at first bit it can tell you that it wasn't ad fun as you thought it would be
Ps your lap top bag is FULL of empty beets
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
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