why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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