I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Thank you for making it possible for me to get laid while having peace of mind my dog is well taken care of.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize