...so i touched it.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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