i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Fuck this. I'm adopting 12 cats and naming them after the 12 disciples. Maybe Jesus will have sympathy for me then.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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